Glossary of Horse Terms

Ø  Hock: Financial condition of all horse owners.

Ø  Stall: What your rig does at rush hour in an unfamiliar city on the way to a big horse show .

Ø  A Bit: What you have left in your pocket after you've been to your favorite tack shop.

Ø  Fence: Decorative structure built to provide your horse with something to chew on.

Ø  Horse Auction: What you think of having after your horse bucks you off.

Ø  Pinto: Green coat pattern found on freshly washed light colored horses left unattended for 2 minutes.

Ø  Well Mannered: Hasn't stepped on, bitten, or kicked anyone for a week.

Ø  Rasp: Abrasive metal tool used to remove excess skin from ones knuckles.

Ø  Lunging: Popular training method in which a horse exercises their owner by spinning them in circles until dizzy.

Ø  Gallop: Customary gait a horse chooses when returning back to the barn.

Ø  Nicely Started: Lunges, but not enough health insurance to even think about riding him.

Ø  Colic: Gastrointestinal result of eating at horse fair food stands.

Ø  Colt: What your mare gives you when you want a filly.

Ø  Easy to Load: Only takes 3 hours, 4 men, a 50lb bag of oats, and a tractor with loader.

Ø  Easy to Catch: In a 10x10 stall.

Ø  Easy Rider: Rides good in a trailer; not to be confused with "ride-able".

Ø  Endurance Ride: End result when your horse spooks and runs away with you.

Ø  Hives: What you get when receive the vet bill for your 6 horses, 3 dogs, 4 cats, and 1 donkey.

Ø  Hobbles: Walking gait of a horse owner after their foot has been stepped on by their horse.

Ø  Feed: Expensive substance used to manufacture manure.

Ø  Dog House: What you are in when you spend too much money on grooming supplies and pretty halters.

Ø  Light Cribber: We can't afford to build anymore fencing or box stalls for this buzz saw on four legs.

Ø  Three Gaited Horse: A horse that. 1) trips, 2) stumbles, 3) falls.